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PET SUPPLIES
at highly discounted prices

QUESTION: What are all these dog hairs doing on this sofa?
ANSWER: Okay, okay, I'll get one of those roller things that will remove all the hair.
I hear they are on sale at 20% off. That is while supplies last, of course.
Hey, I just realized I had better get one now.

I guess they're too afraid to blame me, because these losers don't own a cat. But I must confess I shed hairs, too.
A message from your dog
(okay, your dog might not look exactly like this, but the request is the same)
Here I am posing with a cat (can you believe it?) to show you what I am talking about:
All-in-One Portable Dog Water Bottle, Food Dispenser, Poop Bag Dispenser, Dry/Wet Food Container 7 oz., Travel Water Bottle 9oz., 2 Poop Bags Included, Food Grade Plastic, Leak Proof.
ALL THAT IN ONE!!! Unbelievable.
ALL THAT IN ONE!!! Unbelievable.